Singapore
新加坡
Time is a butcher's knife.
时间是把杀猪刀。
Be it a person or an object, after consuming the gorgeous youth, what is left is the fate of old age.
无论是人或物，消耗完华丽的青春剩下的就是年华老去的命运。
As we all know, when a person gets old, everything falls apart.
众所周知人一老了，什么都塌下来。
My bathroom ceiling also started leaking due to old age.
我家厕所天花板也因年老而开始漏水。
After the Town Council contractor assessed the issue, my case was referred to the HDB as that was under their jurisdiction.
市镇理事会承包商评估问题后，我的案件被转交给建屋发展局，因为那是归他们管辖的。
The HDB arranged for crew to repair my leakage problem.
建屋发展局安排人员来维修我的漏水问题。
Their "plastic surgeon" drilled multiple holes in my ceiling and injected them with filler.
他们的“整容师”在我的天花板上打了好多个孔，然后把填充物注射进去。
After that, my ceiling turned into a "hedgehog".
之后，我的天花板就变成了“刺猬”。
More than a week later, the "plastic surgeon" came back to clean up the mess.
一个多星期后，“整容师”再回来收拾残局。
After the "plastic surgeon" knocked off the "hedgehog's quills", thick yellow "pus" flowed out of some holes.
“整容师”在敲敲打打中把“刺猬”的刺敲下后，一些孔洞里还流出浓稠的黄色“脓液”。
The "plastic surgeon" poked the "dead skin" off the ceiling.
“整容师”把天花板上的“死皮”用“手术刀”剥下。
In addition, the "plastic surgeon" also mercilessly removed the yellow "pus" on the ceiling one by one.
除此之外，“整容师”也毫无怜悯地把天花板上的黄色“脓液”一一铲除。
After removing the "dead skin" and "thorns" of filler, the entire ceiling was still uneven.
去除了“死皮”和填充物的“刺”后，整个天花板仍然凹凸不平。
At this time, the "plastic surgeon" used his special skills to fill the uneven holes with plaster.
此时，“整容师”拿出看家本领，用石膏将凹凸不平的孔洞填满。
After the "plastic surgery" is completed, the ceiling enters the air-drying stage.
“整形”完毕后，天花板就进入了风干阶段。
Due the "plastic surgeon" time is precious, he painted over the unsightly scene in a short time.
因为“整容师”的时间宝贵，没一会儿功夫他就把不堪入目的画面粉刷干净。
The final result is obvious to all, and there is no way it can go back to its original state.
最后的成果大家有目共睹，怎么也回不去原来的样子。
Suddenly I remembered what an acquaintance I had not seen for many years once said to me: “It’s better to be healthy and not have plastic surgery”!
突然想起一位多年不见的泛泛之交曾经对我说过的话：“健康就好，不要整容”！
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