Singapore
新加坡
I consider myself a computer idiot.
我自认是个电脑白痴。
Just because I am a computer idiot, I am hooked on to Apple products!
就因为是电脑白痴，所以就被苹果吃得死死的！
Why would Apple be involved?
为什么会把苹果牵扯在内呢？
My brother is a computer expert so naturally he becomes my computer consultant.
我弟是个电脑达人，所以很自然的他就理所当然的成为了我的电脑顾问。
He is also a die-hard Apple fan!
他更是个苹果的死忠铁粉！
He has almost every product from Apple!
几乎苹果的每样产品他都有！
My brother-in-law teased him that Apple stock market rose because of him.
我妹夫就调侃过他说苹果股市因他而涨。
My first Apple product is iPhone 3GS.
我的第一个苹果产品是哀凤3GS。
As a result, I started a series of “i” journeys.
结果就开启了我一系列苹果的“哀”之旅。
iMac 27”, MacBook Air, MacBook Pro, iPad, I have them all.
哀麦27寸、麦薄哀、麦簿破、哀派，我都拥有。
Since Apple products are all connected, I do not have to worry about how to bond them together.
事因苹果产品都一脉通，我无需烦恼怎么把它们粘合在一起。
My logic initially was to buy a good brand once and for all.
我最初的逻辑是买个好品牌就能一劳永逸。
When terabyte computer was still rare in the market, I already owned one.
当年市场上还很少见兆兆位元组电脑时，我已经拥有了一台。
Because I do not play computer games, I naively thought this computer would accompany me forever.
因为不玩电脑游戏，我天真的以为这台电脑能陪我天长地老。
God’s plans supersede our own, and after being with me for more than a decade, it gradually grew old and demented.
人算不如天算，陪了我十多年后，它也渐渐地年华老去兼痴呆。
Despite several major surgeries, the technician could not stand it any longer.
尽管动了几次大手术，维修员也看不下去。
He told me that my money was well spent after all these years and repeatedly persuaded me to extubate it and let it be euthanized!
他告诉我那么多年也赚回来了，就一再的劝我还是拔管让它安乐死吧！
The most irritating part is the “i” products that I bought together at the beginning died about the same time.
最气人的是，当初一起买的“哀”差不多在同样时间点寿终正寝。
Due to the epidemic, I could not go abroad, so I did not think of getting any new computer.
因为疫情不能要出国，所以也没想到要再添购新电脑。
But recently I needed computer to do my work, so I bought a new MacBook Air M2.
但最近我需要电脑来做我的工作，所以我买了一台新的麦簿哀M2。
I am getting smarter now, do not buy at the same time, must spread the risk! Wathehaha!
我现在变聪明了，不要在同一时间购买，要分散风险。哇的哈哈！
